What happens if boredom and the count meet?

Taken from singoldarkwood, who took it from cailencrow, who took it from alexchram and darklink2540

About Me
[Section 1 - Basics]
Name:: Edward Joseph Lasley jr. or Edward von Stein...freely interchangeable IRL and online.
Age:: 19
Gender:: Male
Height:: 5'8" *last measured a few years ago...*
Weight:: 208 lbs.?
Pants size:: 34W32L
Shirt size:: L
Shoe size:: 10's
Piercings:: Nope, I have other things to do then inflict pain to myself.
Tatoos:: Meh, nah.
Hair color:: Dark brown almost black
Hair length:: hard to measure they're everwhere...
Eye color:: Hazelnut.
Zodiac sign:: Capricorn
Chinese zodiac sign:: Ox
Body type/size:: ...Uhm...human?
Birthday:: December 28th, 1985
Birthplace:: Bad Soden / Salmuenster, Hessia, Germany
Place now:: San Antonio, TX, USA, Earth, Milky Way, That thing called universe.

Are you..
Fun?:: Funny is who funny does...I consider myself more annoying though.
Serious?:: if I choose to do so or if I am...not in my happy place.
Sarcastic?:: ...at times.
Funny?:: I try.
Cute?:: Define cute...I am being told my curls are cute...
Pretty?:: ...haven't been told that...and I don't have any dresses to feel pretty in so, the

answer is no.
Good-looking?:: According to relatives...other than that...
Beautiful?:: In your sickest nightmare maybe.
Smart?:: ...Factual intellect and some memory for data...other than that I am a moron.
Oppinionated?:: My allignment is true neutral, is that connected?
Outgoing?:: When it comes to games, yes! Other than that...meh.
Shy?:: Maybe, maybe not...depends.
Unique?:: Just like everybody else.
Sweet?:: Well my blood has a slightly sweet taste to it...
Hyper?:: ...does rolling around a bit count as being hyper?
Talkative?:: hell no!
Creative?:: Doubtful...but maybe a bit more than others...
Imaginative?:: Prolly
Gloomy?:: Sometimes
Happy?:: other times.
Depressed?:: Off and on...more on than off at times.
Silly?:: moronic.
Loud?:: I seem to have a voice that carries like shit, ever since I was in elementary...
Quiet?:: ...however I don't say a whole lot.
Dependant?:: ...Yes...
Loyal?:: Yes, but to what...
Truthful?:: I try my best...
Clever?:: What does that mean again? I'd love to think so.
Confident?:: Overconfident at times, not confident at all at other times.
Annoying?:: I like to think so
Artistic?:: I wouldent be a film major otherwise, no?
Musical?:: I sing... but only Rammstein
Poetic?:: On occasion
Charming?:: ...
Wise?:: Let me put it this way...I believe it to be a wise action not to point and laugh at a

Giant that is looking for a reason to step on me...does this make me wise or just alert to the

obvious?
Special?:: ...Yes!
Magickal?:: I can magically make "You Win" appear on the end of SCII battles.
Sensitive?:: According to people I am...
Lustful?:: ...Do I have to give a number in Gigabytes here?
Sexy?:: In my wildest dreams only.
Horny?:: See lustful.
Loving?:: I like to believe though. *huggles Ria*
Lazy?:: ...I challenge you to procrastination combat!
Stylish?:: Yes...but it's my own style.
Normal?:: ...There is no such thing as normal.
Psycho?:: ^_^
Goofy?:: Awesome dawg!
Brave?:: ...I plead the fifth...


[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: Right handed
Glasses/contacts/none:: None, and I am still able to read the traffic signs efore people even

see the sign...
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: Local bum? idiot? wannabe rocker without the rocker outfit?
Innie/outie:: Inny
Tan/pale/average/??:: ...Tan? Wait...that is that thing you get in the sun, right? Ah, then...I

actually have some of it...
Freckles/none:: Nunca, zip, zilch, nichts, rien, nada, nohing there...

[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Anette
Dad's name:: Edward
Siblings/their names/their ages:: IRL None.
Dead family members:: A few that I want to have rest in peace.
Do you live with your siblings?:: ...Sure...I live with my non existant siblings.
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: Married.
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Together...
Do you have any stepparents?:: Nope
Ex-stepparents?:: No.
Do you have any children of your own?:: Several kids in the internet world, none IRL
If so, what are their names and ages?:: Knightling Jr., Knightina and Shocks...ages...old

enough to send them shopping...

[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Red, green, and/or black.
Food:: Spaghetti, then everything else.
Drink:: Sprite and any knockoffs.
Candy:: All of it.
Flavor:: Flavor.
Movie:: Currently none whatsoever.
Band:: Lynyrd Skynyrd and Rammstein
Show:: Take it away...the TV...it burns!
Game:: Soul Calibur II and III, anything Megaman and Warhammer related, Yu-Gi-Oh
Music type:: Anything, period.
Actor:: None.
Actress:: None.
Month:: The thirteenth one...whaddaya mean ther is no thirteenth month?
Season:: Winter.
Holiday:: Any of them
Shampoo/conditioner:: ...do I even care? no.
Song:: last Rebel by Lynyrd Skynyrd and Voodoo Lake, same band.
Number:: 13
Phrase:: Buh? (Curse you, Lemming!) and variations of it...and anything in German, as long as I

can say it out loud and creep someone out with it.
Word:: Buh?
Magazine:: none
Restaurant:: Buffet King *drools at the thought of neverending chinese food*
Animal:: Cats.
Language:: English and German I guess...
Girl's name:: <_< Miriam...
Boy's name:: Mary-Sue. nah, something like Trevor maybe...
Flower:: ...Hmm...those red flowers that are somehow connected to christmas and are

poisonous...forgot the name though.
Country:: ...Castle Stein!
Weather:: Weather? I take any weather, from Blizzard to droughts.
Person:: Rianeva

[Section 5 - Sex]
Sexual orientation:: Straight
Are you a virgin?:: Yes
Do you like to kiss?:: <_<...I would like to...
French kiss?:: see above...>_>
Make out?:: <_< >_> *sighs*

[Section 6 - Friends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?:: No.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: I consider all my friends good

friends...
Who is your best friend?:: Singol, Rianeva, Richard, Keldyn, Raiun, Crys, Komodofrog, Dragoon,

Miriam, Chris, Slim, Irina, Lillo V, Phil/Captain, Cerebral in a way, Aram, Suri, *goes on and

on and on...*
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Much to my own surprise, yes.
How many good friends would you say you had?:: ...this sounds dirty...other than that...many!
Are you a good friend?:: ...probably not...
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: Yep
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Not to my knowledge.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: ...I am rather...reserved...
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: I usually don't think of people as

being better or worse than each other, except of some kinds of people...aren't I beautifully

hypocritical?
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Better...not

necessarily...more important? hell yeah!
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: ...Doesn't seem like it.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I'd be stupid if I said yes here.
Do you like to make new friends?:: N. O.
Do you talk a lot?:: If I get started, yes...if I don't you have to pull the sentnces out of my

nose one by one.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: Nope.
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: no
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: no
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: no

[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: Yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: yes
What is love?:: Painful, but internally supporting.
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes...too many times I think...
Are you now?: Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Yes...regularly.
If so, were you telling the truth? :: yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: neither
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: Technically engaged.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: yes
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: yes, but I don't expect to

be loved back necessarily.
Different ethnicity?:: ...why not?
Same gender?:: I'd rather not.
Different political views?:: fuck politics to hell!
Do you love certain material possesions?:: My PC Fallon, my PS2 which needs a name...and my

books.
Certain hobbies?:: SCII and III at the moment...other than that none...
Your friends?:: My friends are part of my family to me
Your family?:: They can get on my nerves but yea, I love my family
Yourself?:: ...Meh...love hate relationship there.
Do you have a crush?:: A crush? Depends on definition...maybe.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: no
Do you care how people look?:: I'd like to say no, but I guess my mind does kinda look for

looks as well...
Would you date someone for their money?:: No...even though I probably should...
Would you use someone?:: Probably.
Have you used someone?:: As of right now...probably...
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: ...I have dated one person in my life, and I am

still dating her!...well...in an extremely extended definition of dating.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking?: ...not in my eyes.
Have you ever dated someone who was beautiful even though they were an asshole?: Nope.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: yep, and it rocks!

^_^
Would you ever date someone because you were desperate?:: no
Have you?:: no
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: I say no and think maybe.
Have you?:: Havent had the chance...
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: <_<
Have you?:: yes


[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
Pseudo-Christian: I believe in God, I believe in Jesus, now leave me the fuck alone before I

show you how to really use a bible.


[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? 1 cat
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: Cats.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: ANything natural.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: Sure...even though cats aren't necessarily healthy

for your sanity...but in that case I am a lost case anyways.
Should all animals be free?:: ...I like my steaks, thank you.
Do you enjoy animals?:: Yes
Do you like taking care of animals?:: ...if it is free of work, yes.
Do your animals keep you company?:: If he feels like it....he's a cat, for christ's sake.
Do you kill animals?:: Me personally...well...insects, yes...and other related beings...other

than that, not yet.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: ...did none of the other questions give a good hint to that?
Do you think animals have feelings?:: Yes
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: All...unless it's a bee...had bad experiences with

bees...
Do you think animals are treated poorly?:: Some are. I'd like to show the owners what they are

doing...
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: yes


[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Depends.
Cat/dog:: Cat.
Black/white:: black
Coffee/tea:: Tea.
Pepsi/coke:: I have yet to understand the difference.
Soda/other:: ...liquid.
Wine/beer:: Wine...beer sucks.
Pulp/none:: I don't care for health, no pulp please.
Scary/comedy:: Both.
Books/magazines:: both
Noise/silence:: Doesn't matter.
Winter/summer:: Winter, I live in Texas.
Autumn/spring:: Autumn, I guess I like seeing all the trees die off.
Summer/spring:: Spring I guess...
Winter/autumn:: Autumn...
Night/day:: Night, it's the time I do my homework.
Hugs/kisses:: None of your beezwax, I'm reserved.
Life/death:: Whatever comes first.
TV/movie:: Book
TV/book:: book
Fruits/vegetables:: both
Meat/vegetables:: ...don't they kinda belong together?
Cigarettes/alcohol:: Neither, however I prefer alcohol over cigarettes.
Cold/hot:: warm.
Normal/different:: psychotic
Male/female:: Rianeva.
School/none:: ...dunno how life is whithout school, so...
Red/blue:: Red.
Smart/fun:: Both, I demand.
Love/hate:: Find out.
Salt/sugar:: ...no sugar on my steak, no salt on my birthday cake.
Chocolate/vanilla:: Both.
Evil/good:: The balance between good, and evil, wavers within him.
Clean/dirty:: Clean living, dirty mind
Angel/demon:: ...both in hot ... "battle"...succubi included please.
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunset
Punk/goth:: Rammstein
Punk/prep:: uhm...
Goth/prep:: uhm...
Truth/lies:: lately the truth.
Citrus/tasteless:: ...water tasteless, everything else, sour.
Cake/cookies:: ...both!
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: both, but not at once.
Piercings/none:: Meh...none for me.
Short/long hair:: Depends on the face.
Brand name/couldn't care less:: I don't care.
Pool/ocean:: ...desk?
Pen/pencil:: pencil
Sports/none:: Extreme billion letters typing.
Wet/dry:: ...*coughs* Take a wild guess...and add Succubi...<_<
Bath/shower:: Hmmm...bath actually...
Fireworks/glowsticks:: ...glowsticks? You are comparing glowsticks with fireworks? Are you

bonkers! Fireworks off course! And now I shall make it rain napalm on you...
Lick/bite:: ...None of your bavarian beer.
Internet/phone:: I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T.

[Section 12 - Education]
...Gemran education...think of that what you want.

[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: A lot.
Sad?:: Even more...especially if I see others, especially friends suffer...
Laugh?:: ...Anything?
Dance?:: Me on a party with music...heck...music...period.
Sing?:: Anything...as long as I like the song.
Scared?:: ...sugar daddies...
Look good?:: ...being male?
Feel good?:: peace and quiet.
Feel bad?:: turmoil, seeing friends suffer, keep adding stuff to the list.
Cry?:: ...it would appear my tear sacks have tried out...
Jealous?:: A lot, but I don't let myself be controlled by it.
Envious?:: same as above
Scream?:: ...Ask the people in my college's Arcade...they should be able to find a few reasons.


Angry?:: ...Treat a girl wrong, and I will make sure to get those swords in my living room

through your neck. ^_^
Smile?:: ...life and jokes.
Blush?:: ...Sex talk.
Sleepy?:: Not sleeping enough.
Excited?:: ...Excited? Sounds kinda like exiled...are these terms related?
Nervous?:: Getting tests handed back.
Hungry?:: ...I am perma-hungry
Thirsty?:: ...I am even more often thirsty.
Feel lonely?:: I don't feel lonely, I feel comfortable.
Sick?:: Germs...
Mean?:: I can be a big meanie just for the hell of it...I blame Xaphan.
Want a hug?:: ...*sniff* Just gimme one already!
Want a kiss?:: So far I have not felt the urge to kiss.
Bored?:: Not doing anything, by chance?
Crazy?:: being bored.
Feel strong?:: Looking at my bizeps...which is kinda hard, there is fat over it...but at least

I can see the movement...oh, and lifting stuff that everybody calls oh so heavy with my pinky

finger and carrying it around...
Feel important?:: The group that revolves around me on SCII machines...
Quit?:: ...boredom...but that is hopefully just temporarily...I will get back to those stories

sooner or later...

[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Uhm...what?
Done drugs?:: Yes...alcohol...here and there...
Drank alcohol?:: ...I have German, Irish, Russian and French blood in me...I am alcohol...yet I

haven't touch a drop in two years...yay me.
Played strip poker?:: Yes...goddammit, that is an awesome memory. XD
Climbed a tree?:: A bit.
Fallen from a tree?:: Nah.
Bungee jumped?:: I am no extreme sportler.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Sadly no...
Been stung by a bee?:: Twice, one of them being a drastical experience.
Pierced yourself?:: Nope.
Sky dived?:: nope.
Rolled your tongue?:: Sure...around what do you want it rolled?
Made a clover with it?:: Uhm...buh?
Skiied?:: Nope, bad for the nose.
Run into a wall?:: No...however I walked into the conrner of a counter with no protection on

it, ripping a hole in my head that I can still feel...and after that I...walked into a solid 5

inch thick iron door...as it was slammed shut...got nailed in the head...the dent is still

visible...in the door...
Been on an airplane?:: Yes, a few times.
On a train?:: A few times.
Fainted?:: Surprisingly enough no...I did fall aslep in the middle of a game of Tekken 3

though...actually managed to get to True Ogre while sleeping...
Thrown up on purpose?:: Nope.
Eaten an insect?:: ...Not consciously.


And that's it...oh and I'm back and alive...w00t!